Monday, December 24, 2007

were you able to spot the funny part?

Monday, December 17, 2007

inevitability test

click here.

How do you go further than this?

Thursday, December 13, 2007

the truth could not be more clear

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Monday, October 29, 2007

Berlin is the new capital of the art world

and i think i have just proved that.

Sunday, September 16, 2007


Okay. The photo is called “the game of massacre” and was taken by someone named anonymous a few months ago. Anyway what I want to know is “what the hell is it?” In other words, was this game really called “massacre?” Anyway, is there any way I could play it now?

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

there is totally a lot of thought going into this blog

i just wanted to make that more clear.

is it bad when everyone suddenly turns orange

whenever i log in?

what kind of poems should i write?

“Don’t write love poems; avoid those forms that are too facile and ordinary: they are the hardest to work with, and it takes great, fully ripened power to create something individual where good, even glorious, traditions exist in abundance. So rescue yourself from these general themes and write about what your everyday life offers you”

ok, what the hell

is this song saying?

is it saying "i'm not trying to be clever" or "i'm not trying to wreak havoc?" perhaps it is yet some other confessional musing, which i have not perceived because i'm just not much of a confessor.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

this is my favorite bird right now

Favorite Bird has a question for you!

Favorite Bird has another question for you!


For anyone who's interested there is a stimulating discussion about caffeine going on at Tim's blog here. By the way if you do go over there, just make sure whatever you post is in support of whatever I'm saying. And in total disagreement with anyone who contradicts me. That is best.

P.S. For those of you keeping score at home, this is the first time I have phoned in a post by just sending you to someone else's blog.

I’m my own smoking gun!

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

my recurring dream

You have nothing in your video log.
You have no one in your contacts.
Your bookmarks are dumb.

what, the hell, is going on here?

Monday, September 3, 2007

the best thing about an addiction

is when you've been away from it for a while, that first moment when you come back and hit it, is so great.

who in their right mind doesn’t love surrealism?

but it looked so real!

Local art fan chastised for attempting to make love to surrealist painting last month at notably relaxed art museum. When asked why he did it, he said “to impress my girlfriend and to show the museum staff I was not gay.” Well young man, you’ve definitely done that. You’ve definitely done that.

ok i am going to have to say that that is definitely not a gold horse. bronze horse? could be.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Joey Greco Advises: "Seek Professional Help"

(video removed due to hand-written request from Viacom.)

and replaced with this:

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

what i'd like to see (and i know you would too)

important questions being asked online

I was in DC monday and yesterday visiting William Christenberry's studio. This is what its like. Amazing. Everyone should love this artist.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

what coldbacon doesn't know

i don't think that coldbacon really understands how much carrie totally rules tank attack. she'll show him. and everyone will be watching. and everyone will know.

living with you is like living in a living nightmare

if you can see this print, you are a 4th grader

click to enlarge

this is the way step inside

for entertainment let's watch each other twist.
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