You, Me, Them

my pinball addiction

2008-11-12T13:27:00.001-08:00

is just so flippin predictable.

did i exploit this cop?

2008-06-09T20:01:00.001-07:00

whatever they told you it was

2008-04-28T11:24:00.000-07:00

did i exploit this bird?

2008-04-13T16:58:00.001-07:00

programs, programs! you cannot tell one bull from another without the program!

what is the vosges coming to?

2008-01-15T16:39:00.000-08:00

2007-12-24T14:52:00.000-08:00

were you able to spot the funny part?

inevitability test

2007-12-17T18:37:00.001-08:00

click here.

2007-12-17T12:07:00.000-08:00

How do you go further than this?

the truth could not be more clear

2007-12-13T09:47:00.001-08:00

Successful viewing of a page is not necessarily an indication that its encoding is specified correctly. If the page's creator and reader are both assuming some machine-specific character encoding, and the server does not send any identifying information, then the reader will nonetheless see the page as the creator intended, but other readers with different native sets will not see the page as intended.

Berlin is the new capital of the art world

2007-10-29T15:08:00.000-07:00

and i think i have just proved that.

Huh?

2007-09-16T09:53:00.000-07:00

Okay. The photo is called “the game of massacre” and was taken by someone named anonymous a few months ago. Anyway what I want to know is “what the hell is it?” In other words, was this game really called “massacre?” Anyway, is there any way I could play it now?

2007-09-13T11:07:00.000-07:00

2007-09-13T09:04:00.000-07:00

there is totally a lot of thought going into this blog

2007-09-11T14:44:00.000-07:00

i just wanted to make that more clear.

is it bad when everyone suddenly turns orange

2007-09-11T14:41:00.000-07:00

whenever i log in?

what kind of poems should i write?

2007-09-11T14:38:00.000-07:00

“Don’t write love poems; avoid those forms that are too facile and ordinary: they are the hardest to work with, and it takes great, fully ripened power to create something individual where good, even glorious, traditions exist in abundance. So rescue yourself from these general themes and write about what your everyday life offers you”

2007-09-11T14:37:00.000-07:00

ok, what the hell

2007-09-11T14:36:00.000-07:00

is this song saying?

is it saying "i'm not trying to be clever" or "i'm not trying to wreak havoc?" perhaps it is yet some other confessional musing, which i have not perceived because i'm just not much of a confessor.

this is my favorite bird right now

2007-09-06T17:37:00.000-07:00

Favorite Bird has a question for you!

Favorite Bird has another question for you!

caffeine?

2007-09-06T17:13:00.001-07:00

For anyone who's interested there is a stimulating discussion about caffeine going on at Tim's blog here. By the way if you do go over there, just make sure whatever you post is in support of whatever I'm saying. And in total disagreement with anyone who contradicts me. That is best.

P.S. For those of you keeping score at home, this is the first time I have phoned in a post by just sending you to someone else's blog.

I’m my own smoking gun!

2007-09-06T11:50:00.001-07:00

my recurring dream

2007-09-04T15:33:00.000-07:00

You have nothing in your video log.
You have no one in your contacts.
Your bookmarks are dumb.

what, the hell, is going on here?

2007-09-04T13:23:00.001-07:00

the best thing about an addiction

2007-09-03T23:18:00.000-07:00

is when you've been away from it for a while, that first moment when you come back and hit it, is so great.

who in their right mind doesn’t love surrealism?

2007-09-03T19:10:00.000-07:00

Local art fan chastised for attempting to make love to surrealist painting last month at notably relaxed art museum. When asked why he did it, he said “to impress my girlfriend and to show the museum staff I was not gay.” Well young man, you’ve definitely done that. You’ve definitely done that.

2007-09-03T18:22:00.000-07:00

2007-09-03T16:49:00.000-07:00

ok i am going to have to say that that is definitely not a gold horse. bronze horse? could be.

Joey Greco Advises: "Seek Professional Help"

2007-09-02T09:14:00.001-07:00

(video removed due to hand-written request from Viacom.)

and replaced with this:

what i'd like to see (and i know you would too)

2007-08-29T19:34:00.000-07:00

important questions being asked online

2007-08-29T11:13:00.002-07:00

2007-08-29T09:54:00.000-07:00

I was in DC monday and yesterday visiting William Christenberry's studio. This is what its like. Amazing. Everyone should love this artist.

what coldbacon doesn't know

2007-08-28T17:47:00.001-07:00

i don't think that coldbacon really understands how much carrie totally rules tank attack. she'll show him. and everyone will be watching. and everyone will know.

living with you is like living in a living nightmare

2007-08-28T14:17:00.000-07:00

if you can see this print, you are a 4th grader

2007-08-28T13:31:00.000-07:00

click to enlarge

this is the way step inside

2007-08-28T11:55:00.001-07:00

for entertainment let's watch each other twist.